Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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