he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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