This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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