There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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