what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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