Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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