Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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