I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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