Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Randomize
