I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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