i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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