You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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