please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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