operation have a gay friend backfired
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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