And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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