he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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