Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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