Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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