Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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