there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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