I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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