My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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