i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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