My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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