:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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