Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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