Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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