Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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