do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Is Oprah even human
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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