Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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