well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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