Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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