How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
