Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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