So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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