If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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