He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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