Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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