Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?