I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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