It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This is not my ceiling
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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