DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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