your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Are we still banned from the library?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
i think my cat just said my name.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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