I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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