That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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