Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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