Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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