Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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