I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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