Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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