I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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