Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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