love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
