i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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