You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
