check it out our google latitudes are spooning
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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