her vagine was all disorganized.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Randomize
